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Murphy's LawMornings killThere are no two ways about itCoffee resuscitatesBut there are...side-effects to its magical powersWork sucksCoffee versus computer = coffee winsSparks flyOn the bright side, work is no longer an issueCar diedMay the asshole at the dealership choke on his tieIt's rainingOf course, all the windows are down and they're automated!!!Walk homeA steaming hot shower is in orderPower outageNaked, blind and soaking wet to bootDon't panicOh, sweet Mother of God...STAIRS!Ta da! ConcussionWell, maybe it's not quite that bad afterallCall...9-1-1...Ok, the phone is...somewhere...upstairsStay AWAKE O.OMust...not...sleep...coma...Dinner's doneThankfully it's a gas stove, and not an electric oneAnd really?How could this day possibly get any worse???ZZZZZzzzzz
Come BackSomeone told meThat you were lonelyPassed out in the carAnd you're telling me it's not that badJust another one of those days that you haveYou don't want to scare meSo I bite my lip againLike I always do, and thenI call myself a liar'Cause I believe, I believeThat it's not what it seemsEven though I know betterYeah, the rain pours in bulletsAnd you're on the roof, letsStitch these holes againAs you'reLosing yourselfLosing yourselfOne small piece at a timeThe blue goes deeper than your eyesWhen you whisper that you're dyingOh, you wish that you were dyingThat tired restless feeling never endsSomehow you've lost your way to themSo don't cry nowJust tip your hat and take bowAnd give it all awayThe what ifs, the maybesDon't think about the could besThey're like torture on your mindWhen it always rains in bulletsYou're always on the roof, letsStitch these holes againAs you'reLosing yourselfLosing yourselfOh, again and againYou're back where you've beenM